A woman impregnated by her son Part 2!!

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THE TRUTH ABOUT JOSEPH STALIN’S HALF-MAN, HALF-APE SUPER ARMY

In December 2005, The Scotsman newspaper published a story about “Stalin’s half-man, half-ape super-warriors”:

THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.

Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia’s top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.

According to Moscow newspapers, Stalin told the scientist: “I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat.”

In 1926 the Politburo in Moscow passed the request to the Academy of Science with the order to build a “living war machine”. The order came at a time when the Soviet Union was embarked on a crusade to turn the world upside down, with social engineering seen as a partner to industrialisation: new cities, architecture, and a new egalitarian society were being created.

The Scotsman must have thought they had uncovered one of Soviet Russia’s darkest secrets. The article went on to detail how Stalin financed a scientist Doctor Ivanoff with $200,000 to find out if it was possible to create a human-ape hybrid, the “Humanzee.” 

In order to do this, Ivanoff decided he had to impregnate chimpanzees with human sperm. With assistance from the Pasteur Institute, Ivanoff was able to use their primate facility in Conakry, Guinea to carry out his experiments. It was in 1926, Ivanoff had three chimpanzees artificially impregnated at the facility. However, the experiment failed.

Back in Russia, Ivanoff decided to impregnate Russian women with ape sperm. A “Woman G” was set to be impregnated with orangutan sperm, but the donor ape (called “Tarzan”) died, and the experiment was canceled. In one of Stalin’s political purges, Ivanoff was removed form office, and died not longer after.

However, as explained in this documentary on the “Humanzee,” Ivanoff was not creating a hybrid ape army, but was attempting to discredit religious belief in creationism. For Ivanoff hoped his experiments in cross-fertilization would prove (once and for all) the evolutionary theory that man came from apes.

The documentary tends to errs on the more sensationalist aspects of this story before hurriedly tying-up the true story of the “Humanzee.” It also includes the tale of Xena, a “hairy woman,” believed to be a seven-foot-tall “abanu,” or ape-human; and the very disturbing Doctor Moreau-like experiments of Doctor Robert White, who transplanted a living monkey head onto another monkey’s dead body in 1970.

 After reading the account there, I reached the conclusion that the whole thing is over-wrought humbuggery. What about you?



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Peruvian Bullfighter Loses Two Teeth After Bull Shoves Horn Into His Mouth

Peruvian toreador Andres Roca Rey, 19, was participating in a traditional bullfight at a venue called Plaza Nuevo Progreso in the Mexican city of Guadalajara when he was attacked!

Shocking footage has emerged of the moment a young bullfighter lost two teeth after a bull shoved one of its horns into his mouth.

Peruvian toreador Andres Roca Rey, 19, was participating in a traditional bullfight at a venue called Plaza Nuevo Progreso in the Mexican city of Guadalajara when he was attacked.

Andrea Roca Rey suffered broken teeth after a bull’s horn went into his mouth (CEN)

The ‘performance’, which saw Roca Rey end up on the ground several times, finished with the bull violently hitting the toreador with one of its horns, shoving it into his mouth and breaking two of his teeth.

Video footage shows the man with blood on his face being treated by one of the organisers.

The bullfighter was taken to a local hospital for treatment and medics said he was lucky not to have suffered a more serious injury.

The dramatic moment was captured on video (CEN)

They have put provisional implants into the man’s mouth to prepare the tissue for his new teeth, which are due to be put in place within the following weeks.

Meanwhile the torero told local media that he is anxious to participate in his next bullfight due to take place on November 29 in order to rebuild his reputation.

Attendants had to treat the young fighter whose face was covered in blood (CEN)

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And the cookie, good old brownie crumbled!!!

California university revokes Bill Cosby degree

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  AFP/AFP/File - California State University has stripped disgraced US comedian Bill Cosby of his honorary degree over the sex scandal engulfing him

A California university has joined a growing number of schools in stripping disgraced US comedian Bill Cosby of his honorary degree over the sex scandal engulfing him.

"Cosby's conduct is contrary to the values of the California State University and inconsistent with the criteria and high standards that honorary degree recipients are expected to exemplify," the university said in a statement.

"The CSU has been awarding honorary doctorate degrees since 1963, and this is the first time in 52 years that the Board of Trustees has voted to rescind a degree."

It said the board voted on the measure Wednesday.

Cosby, once one of America's most beloved actors, has seen his reputation destroyed as some 50 women have come forward to accuse him of sexual assault.

Last week, two other universities -- Drexel in Philadelphia and Bryant in Rhode Island -- rescinded honorary degrees awarded to Cosby.

CSU said it had decided to follow suit in order to uphold the institution's high standards and reputation.

"The board took action to revoke the previously awarded honorary degree in order to maintain the prestige, reputation and credibility of the CSU," it said.

LAX Airport to separate the wheat from the chaff!!

Los Angeles airport plans special terminal for rich and famous

A-listers will pay at least £1,000 for access

Australian actress Margot Robbie exudes vintage Hollywood glamour for a new British Airways service. Wouter Kingma/Getty …

Los Angeles International Airport officials have approved opening a special terminal for the rich and famous to wait for their flights far from the paparazzi and riffraff.

The lounge, which was given the green light on Thursday, eclipses even the business class and first class areas available at major airports.

"I am very excited about this service for celebrity and VIP guests at LAX," said Deborah Flint, executive director of Los Angeles World Airports.

"We are very focused on making LAX a world-class airport and offering a wide variety of amenities," Flint said in an e-mail to AFP.

The "remote lounge" as it is called, was approved by the Los Angeles Airport Commission and marks the first such space in a United States airport.

Similar areas already exist however in London, Amsterdam, Istanbul, Dubai, Paris, Moscow, Munich, Frankfurt, Geneva, Madrid and Zurich, according to a project proposal.

Both US authorities and the Transportation Security Administration support the idea, the proposal said.

The terminal will be constructed in a hangar already in need of renovation, and requires an investment of some $3 million (2.8 million euros) by security firm Gavin de Becker, which will manage the project.

Celebrities, business executives and other well-heeled individuals can expect to pay $1,500 to $1,800 to access the space, according to US media.

Message for those who like to stalk girls on Instagram and Facebook

Hilarious But True! Message for guys that stalk girls on IG & Facebook
 
Found this really funny, just thought to share, enjoy!

1- When a girl ignores your message twice, leave her alone. She ain’t blind, she just choose to ignore it. There is no more need sending more messages. Move on to the next girl sharply.

2- When a girl accept your request, seriously typing “thanks for accepting my request” is very lame.. Do it in her inbox if you must . Some of you get ignored when you type that crap on her wall

3- You don’t need to be a male LovePeddler. Don’t woo every girl on your list. Some are good enough to be just friends with you.
4- Guy, don’t be the thirsty dude on a girl’s post, simply hit the like button and move on. If you need to comment, make it brief and interesting. Don’t go begging her to add you.

5- Bro, if the picture is beautiful like it and give a simple compliment. If it’s not, there is no need lying to get her Attention.. Can’t wait for Facebook to upgrade, where you just press the dislike button. Lol
6- Buddy, when chatting you don’t spend your whole time telling a girl how beautiful she is, hundred of guys have told her how beautiful she is everyday. They find it boring when you join the train.
7- If you find yourself always starting the convo with a Particular person, like you are always the first to message her, please stop it for a while. If she doesn’t notice, you are not important to her.. Leave her alone.
8- If you both don’t roll, don’t tag her to your pix. She might find it offensive.
9- The lesser of you, the better for you. When you are all over her wall, all over her pictures commenting and liking everything, you are less appreciated because you are acting thirsty.
10- When you compliment a girl on her pictures and another person compliments her on the same picture and she thanked the other dude and skip your name, please remove your comment. It wasn’t necessary.


*These are plain psychological tips for Facebook stalkers *

Shot in The Head During Sexual Foreplay!!

Bf Shoots Gf In The Head During Sexual Foreplay                                      

Tyrone Fields, 21, was arrested after he accidentally shot and killed Christina Meagher, 18, while role-playing during sex on November 7 inside a room at the Microtel Inn & Suites on Church Avenue, Florida.

Fields told investigators that the two were engaged in sexual activity when he put his gun to her head in a role-play scenario that she requested.
He said he removed the magazine from the .9 mm pistol, but forgot to take the bullet out of the chamber. Fields pulled the trigger and shot her in the head. He immediately called 911. He told police that he had only known Meagher for a couple of days before the incident. The hotel surveillance video shows Meagher walking into the room consensually.

Fields said had not yet began having sex, but he was lying on top of her when the gun was fired. He is being held in jail and his bond is set at $30,000. He faces one count of manslaughter with a weapon and a felony one charge.

Hillsborough County Medical Examiner’s Department says Meagher didn’t have any injuries consistent with sexual battery. Her family is devastated and shocked by the manner in which she died


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The Guide to Anal Sex!!

Back in university, while having sex with my 32-year-old militant feminist girlfriend, a phrase slipped out of my mouth. We were in that primal mode in autopilot when weird sounds come out like “goood” and “do it, fucker.” This time, however, out of nowhere I go, “I love hurting you.”

Instead of getting angry or disturbed, her eyes lit up and she said, “I love it when you hurt me.”

That was the first time I totally understood what it’s all about. Love hurts and sex is hostile. As Robert J. Stoller writes in Sexual Excitement: “The absence of hostility leads to sexual indifference and boredom. Humans are not a very loving species, especially when they make love.” In a time when everything is about egalitarianism and feeling good we are forgetting the merits of pain. What about the joy of dirty smells and helplessness? The joy of taking over someone’s body like a snake with a frog in its mouth? I love that shit.

So without further ado, here is the VICE guide to the cruelest of lovemaking. The only sexual taboo left: getting reamed up the cake.

FAGS GO HOME
Before we get started, we have to zero in on who we are talking about. This article is not for fags. Telling fags how to have anal sex is like telling Puerto Ricans how to have babies. Fags are so over it they could wake up in a sea of blood and poo with a hangover and say, “That didn’t work out so well. Let’s go get some amyl nitrate and try it again.” They are the masters of the sport and have all kinds of great tips on how to use crack and other drugs but, I don’t know, that’s just not the hetero way.

This instructional guide is for heterosexual couples who want to put the boy’s dink in the girl’s bum. There is a sidebar on how to nail hetero guys but it’s so easy it only deserves a few words.

GIRLS NOT DOWN WITH THE BROWN
Not all ladies are potential sodomites. Maybe she was raped in the bum at 14. Maybe she grew up with a lot of homophobic brothers and believes that “anuses are for fags.” Or, maybe she’s just not built for it—you know, the same way middle-aged men can’t do gymnastics and 13-year-old girls are notoriously bad lieutenants.

The “no way in hell” girls have two distinct characteristics. One, they hate bands with female singers and two, they shake their heads when you ask them if they liked the first try and then go, “It felt like I had to go poo.” If your girl is like this stop reading now and try to get over it.

GIRLS DOWN WITH THE BROWN
There are several types of ladies that are perfect for sodomy. First-generation immigrants are great because, after being bombarded with all kinds of new experiences (baseball, MTV, spaceship cars) they are ready to try anything. Virgins are good too. They just figured out how to work their vagina so adding another one next to it isn’t so absurd. It’s like someone coming over with an extra cup when you’re doing the dishes. You’re just like, “Oh that too? Oh, okay, let’s get it soaped up.” The ultimate catch as far as willingness goes would have to be Catholic schoolgirls. Thanks to oppressive fathers insisting their hymen stays intact, every other orifice gets a rigorous workout before graduation. In fact, nine times out of ten it’s the Catholic schoolgirl that introduces it to the boy. “You don’t need a condom,” she’ll say. “We can bungi,” (that’s their special word for it) and then that spoiled little boy is ruined forever.

Odds are you’re in a relationship with someone in between. She’s not totally against or totally into it. If so, you should be reading this, which you are, so, good.



GOOD PAIN VS. BAD PAIN
Oh wait, there’s more shit we have to clear up. Before you start hurting someone, let’s make it clear what kind of pain we are talking about. There is good pain and bad pain. Good pain is dull and all-consuming and bad pain is sharp and very localized. If you’ve ever put a girl’s legs behind her head and had your boner ram her cervix during sex that’s what bad pain is like. You can tell because she gets up fast like your dink’s an electric eel and it makes her so mad the lay is usually over. A well-lubed, slow and careful intrusion is a good pain, like being sat on by a fat person you love. The bad pain of an unlubed and rushed anal intrusion cuts her ass, pisses her off, and kills the whole thing forever.

GETTING IN THE DOOR
She won’t like anal sex until her 17th time. It’s an acquired taste. But you have to get her to want to go through that good pain, 17 times. To get that response, you must employ the “Pavlov’s Dog” technique. When you’re eating her out, occasionally touch around the asshole. Give it small and swirling “hellos” like if you were trying to pet a newborn squirrel without scaring it too much. It’s best to try this when she’s totally horned up out of her mind and plastered. If you take it slow and easy and smart you’re looking at a total time of five months. Don’t be afraid to lick it sometimes. Salad tossing is not gross with women because they shit roses. Put your finger in there and smell you finger. See? Roses.

After you’ve got through the taboo front gate you can start being more and more friendly with the baby squirrel.

EMERGENCY RESCUE
If things are going too slow you should have her try it on you. Once you’ve gone through it her curiosity will be awoken. She’ll be like, “Didn’t it feel like you had to go poo?” and you can be like, “No, I loved it.” Then she’ll be like, “Really?”

Nice save.

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