Tuesday, 4 August 2015

The hunter's nightmare

A wife suspected her husband of having a sexual relationship with their female house help and hatched a plan to catch her in the act. She sent the house help off for the weekend at short notice without informing her husband. That first night, the husband made his usual excuse to stay up late; to watch the late night movies. As soon as he left for the living room, the wife quietly sneaked into the househelp's room and into her bed, she lay naked with the light turned off. Suddenly, the door was discretely eased open and a man hurriedly mounted her in a sexual intercourse. Before she could say Jack, they were on the third round and the man was still going strong. Out of anger and disappointment at this utter betrayal, she ordered him to stop. The challenge ensued, "so this is how you watch the late movie!
You sneak in here for sex and have so much strength and can hardly hold an erection with me? Shame on you!! You're....." But then she heard or did she realise the unbelievable!! "I'm soo sorry madam!" says the janitor. " I sincerely didn't know it was....." "Short up" she screamed. She was so loud the husband heard her and rushed in to behold the unfortunate situation! What would you do if you were either the man or the wife?

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